Welcome to Pleasantville, MA (Not Safe for Kids)

A group photo of the cast of an animated series that I'm hoping to make at some point. All of the characters you see above have undergone unorthodox augmentation processes that have turned them all into freaks. Very disturbing and possibly offensive details below.

The Cast (Clockwise from far left):

Booker T. Allman, 28
-The frontman of an underground alternative rock band called The Suburbanites. Altered to be biologically half-reptilian, which makes him cold-blooded and diphallic, among other things. Currently dating Sam. (see below)
Samantha McCracken, 27
-Author of the critically acclaimed young adult novel Memo. Altered to be biologically half-canine, which gives her an allergy to chocolate and a six-pack of teats, among other things. Currently dating Booker. (see above)
Jesse Christopher, 39
-Pleasantville's resident carpenter for hire, and a highly devout Christian. Altered to have the physical appearance of an angel, which gives him the benefits of strength and flight. Engaged to Lucia. (see below)
Lucia Fernandez, 37
-Waitress at Hooker's Bar and Grill, also a highly devout Christian. Altered to have the physical appearance of a succubus, which has increased her beauty and her sexual drive. Engaged to Jesse. (see above)
Patricia Romanov, 33
-Resident Doctor of Medicine at St. Luke's Hospital. Altered to have a fully-functioning male reproductive system, while still remaining female in appearance. Currently in an on/off relationship with Matt. (see below)
Matthew Giovanni, 32
-Resident Surgeon at St. Luke's Hospital. Altered to have a fully functioning female reproductive system, while still remaining male in appearance. Currently in an on/off relationship with Patty. (see above)
Lindsay Walker, 18
-Undeclared student at Keepers University. Altered to have the mannerisms and appearance of a typical anime schoolgirl character. In a sexually active relationship with Ed. (see below)
Edward Golden, 20
-Student of Engineering at Keepers University. Altered to have the appearance and mannerisms of an Avery-style cartoon character. In a sexually active relationship with Lindsay. (see above)

Feel free to start a flame war in the comments. Maybe I'll get more attention that way. (JK) If you have any questions, ask me and I'll probably answer them.